shimmy shammy

A family-friendly euphamisum for 'sex' used by a few (known) canadian radio DJ's

"is shimmy shammy really the best thing you can get for free, caller?"

by Danny B October 3, 2006

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 February 21, 2009

shammy wankster

To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns

boy #1"Hey what's goi-"
boy #2 "SHAMMY WANKSTER!" *slap*
boy#1 "Sonovabicth!"

by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006

German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.

"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"

by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009

Shammy in a Noof

A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina

I put the Shammy in a Noof.

by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019

clam shammy

A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with

She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.

by DSkunk July 28, 2010

shammy

An alternative word for vagina. The unpopularity of this word makes it acceptable to talk about a woman's genitalia in public settings without offending anyone in ear-shot.

Setting: Grocery store
"Holy crap. My shammy is itchy!"

"Oh man, mine too! My shammy has been itchy all week!"

Setting: Bar
"I hope I get lucky tonight! I've been saving my shammy shave all week so it would be perfect tonight!"

by DPOOKERS January 8, 2010