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Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009
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Shady hoe

One who recites savage comments to all and spreads the shade. Hobbies include roasting others with overall wit and more shade.
by Party at the 6 January 15, 2016
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Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣
Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣
by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021
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shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".
Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!
by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006
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Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil
by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018
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Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!
My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.
by Poiker April 20, 2004
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