Thomas Sangster

Thomas Sangster is the guy who drank too much from the fountain of youth. He’s 28 yet looks about 15..... EXCUSE ME PUBERTY!!!! YOU MISSED ONE!!!

Girl 1: have you seen the maze runner?
Girl 2: yes newts so sexy!!!
Girl 1: he’s played by Thomas Sangster!

by Mr Huggles’ girlfriend March 25, 2019

Thomas Sangster sexual

You're really obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster gurlll

You're Thomas sangster sexual

Boy: can i have your number?
You: no sorry,i'm thomas sangster sexual!

by Maze runer February 25, 2021

steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.

"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."

by dragon. February 8, 2008

shagger

A British word, usually used by " the lads" to define someone who is
1. a bit of a ladies man
2. the soul of the party
It can also be used in sarcastic terms to define someone who is the complete opposite such as a bald, old wrinkled geezer.

" Im a total shagger! Poked a wifie in the pisher and got a blowie fae another!"
" Check out that old yin, wit a shagger! ha ha!"

by Ginga May 13, 2005

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Cat Shagger

shane dawson

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger

by GMO Free October 2, 2019

Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016