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shamanista

A white woman who claims to be a shaman but is actually only cosplaying as one. She’s happy to culturally appropriate anything if it serves her purposes, which are to make money from her minions. She’s dangerous because she pretends to be about healing but in actuality is about something much more selfish and dark, and doesn’t have a genuine clue of how to actually help people. She likes attention and money. Beware the shamanista.
“I went to her workshop about energy and boundaries. Turns out it was all bullshit, she’s nothing but a shamanista”.
by GriethDay September 29, 2023
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shamanista

A middle aged white woman who culturally appropriates the teachings of South American healers and cosplays as a shaman. Her larping includes putting on “workshops” for other ninnies who give her money to listen to her new age nonsense and buy/read her nonsensical books full of grammatical errors and typos. She pretends to be about healing but is really about something much darker and more selfish. She craves attention and veneration from wing nuts and happily takes whatever resources she can get from them. Beware the shamanista.
“I took her workshop on energy and boundaries. It was a waste of money, she’s just a shamanista”.
by GriethDay September 29, 2023
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