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Uogh Segs

A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).
Uogh Segs!!!

SEGS!!!

I... I'm not doing segs!

My...

My whole existence!

Has truly!

BECOME SEGS!

SEGS!!!

"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"

No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!

SEGS!!!

SEGS!!!

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"

SHUT UP!!

I'LL HAVE SEGS...

...EVEN IF I DIE!!!

SEGS!!!
by Es_Gaud December 5, 2021
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slap the sergeant

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.
by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013
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Seggs

Seggs is when pp (🍤🥵) go in girl (🐱) and then they say: E E E E E
1st person: Want seggs? 😀🥵🤤😏
2nd person: 👁👅👁
3rd person: I need to take a shat
@h1t1: h? 😀
by Papihassmallpp🍤 August 20, 2020
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seggs

seggs
seggs
by poopypants6969 November 9, 2020
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Sergio

Basically a guy with a Huge dick, a big fat dick. He's the best at everything.
A Sergio is usually a bright and handsome young man. Very reserved and quiet but is very sincere in everything he does. They are the sweetest and most tender hearted people you will meet. When a Sergio warms up to you, he will be able to tell you anything and is very trustworthy himself. He will always be caught smiling or working hard. His only flaw is that he is usually kind of antisocial but makes up for it with his warm and intelligent personality. If you ever meet someone named Sergio, hold on to them tight.
He is very honest and very sincere, if you ever date a Sergio. You won't regret it.
by @myNameAMOSC@prohenis13 December 22, 2019
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Serg

A cool ass nigga who gives no fucks, and is chill most of the time
by Jacob sanders March 21, 2017
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Sergei

Sergei is a word for a sexy beast, smart person, and strong man. Sergei is sexy, strong, and intelligent. Sergei is so sexy 30% of the girls in the world would do everything for Sergei, and the 30% are all hot.
"Is that SERGEI!?!"

"I wish i was a SERGEI"
by itcanberandom June 6, 2016
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