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A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife
Yo senator Cummies is fucking boofin
by SenatorCumBum November 30, 2019
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cuff the senator

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She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator
by MeatCubed June 13, 2014
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A phrase given by someone being interviewed by a senator, when their sole goal is to waste time and not actually respond to a question with an actual answer.
"Thank you for the question, senator", I do believe I followed the rules and regulations brought forth by the state governor that I work under.

"Thank you for the question, senator", The governor's office follows state legislator for this topic.

"Thank you for the question, senator", I'll have to look into that and get back to you another day.
by BigHickWithBigDick June 27, 2023
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senator zell

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A complete freakout, made fun of by Jon Stewart on the daily show. Known for his actions of trying to challange a reporter to a duel.
ZELL ON EARTH
"I wish this was still the time when i could challange a man to a duel! just like Senator Zell, good ol republicans"
by ~~~James~~~ April 27, 2006
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Senator Hothead

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Nickname of Senator John McCain (Rep-AZ), bestowed upon by several publications because of the hot temper he exude when being asked questions by reporters.
Reporter: "Senator McCain, did you have a conversation with Senator Kerry in the 2004 election?"

Senator Hothead: "Yes, bitch!! You know damn well I did!! Now back the fuck off!!"

Reportor: "To follow up, what did you guys talk about?"

Senator Hothead: "Bitch, it was a goddamn private conversation!!"
by mnihnuht March 7, 2008
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In discussing why Senator John McCain is always on the Sunday morning political shows after losing the 2008 election to Barack Obama (12 times in 8 months), Davis X. Machina coined the term "Senator Velveeta" as such:

"McCain's a brand name. In a country where Velveeta™ is sold as cheese, McCain can be sold as a statesman."
I see that Senator Velveeta will be on Meet the Press, again!!.
by ascap_scab August 30, 2009
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Senator

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1. Rich guy who tries using his power to convince and/or force women into sex.
2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up.

3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.
Husband: Hey honey, how was your day at work?
Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.
by TruthBadger May 11, 2018
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