Sketalitis

Somebody that can’t stop dating skets

‘Bro you’ve got sketalitis’

by George_vr_08 October 30, 2018

Sketastic

The act of preforming sexual mutual dealings with more than one partner

Lee: Hey hows it going fellas

Alex: fancy a threesome?

Lee: sketastic!

by Davidthedog February 26, 2009

sketalaid

pronounced sket-a-laid

When you get laid by a sket

Boy 1 -'I was so drunk and desperate last night I ended up getting sketalaid'

Boy2- 'Who was the lucky girl'

Boy1 - 'Amy red the little chief'

Boy2 - 'SHAAAMMEEE, you've blatantly got sketalaids now.'

by AmyRed April 8, 2008

Skeetasaurus Rex

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver. Skeetasaurus Rex

"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex ."

"Argh, me balls fell off"

by Teeeejteeeeej October 5, 2005

SKEETARELLA

The most Beautiful female in the world whos only purpose in the relationship is to cook, clean, and have sex. This is her only purpose in life.

Damn Tyrone, You Gots You A Real SKEETARELLA Doin You Bitch Work.

by The Destroyer0021 April 1, 2008

Skeetadactal

A bird varying in shape, color, and size usually depending on ethnic background. Flies around and ejactulates on the objects below.

Ryan: Did u hear what happened to Ladena?
Dave: No man.
Ryan: She was looking up and that skeetadactal came on her face.
Dave: Oh no, was it a skeet and retreat??
Ryan: Hells yea.

by Skeetasaurus Rex August 13, 2009

Sketamine

When you snort the yeast infection from a lady of the night's thong

I did 4 lines of Sketamine last nigh girl was dirty

by SketKnight September 4, 2020