Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.

1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Give Me Your Social Security Number

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

Serinity

Beautiful girl of whom is peaceful and sweet. Can be a little wild at times but overall an amazing person! Serinity is an absolutely wonderful person to be around.

Look at Serinity so pretty and nice.

by tellygirl November 29, 2011

Serenity

Serenity, is a nice girl. She’s silly and really funny. She’s unique and every ways. And she mostly hates a lot of people.(expect for the ones she knows.)She has a big heart. And loves things. She hates school. She’s a tall beautiful,young,lady. She doesn’t know she has crushes. Because she doesn’t admire herself. She overthinks. And if you ever get in a relationship with a “serenity” make sure to give a patt on your back. Yeah,y’all will get in few fights. But she forgets them and buys you things,cuddles,kiss,etc. she’s sentivite. And is great at writing a story! She is really sassy and mean. It’s a boys dream. She also can get easily heart broken. She can also tell someone something if the person tells her.

boy 1:Danm,serenity is so sexy she don’t even know.
Boy 2: chill that’s mine right there.
Boy 1 and 2:*fighting*

by Miss.knoweverything January 3, 2019

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Serenity

Serenity sounds like a really peaceful name when you first hear it but when you meet her and get to know her she's very LOUD and she hates to see people mad or sad. Serenity see's beauty in everyone and everything but herself. Serenity can be very emotional. When serenity cries, she cries oceans. Serenity is a great person to be in a relationship with although she can be possessive. Serenity hates sports and can make a guy drool in seconds! Serenity hates reading but loves chocolate. Serenity will do anything to make her guy happy. Serenity can be extremely sexual to her guy friends and acts extremely Pervy. when you get to know serenity she is probably the most perverted girl you will ever meet. Sadly serenity has low self esteem, any compliment will make her smile. Last but not least, serenity has a nice butt that guys can go crazy over!!!

serenity is crazy, But I love her because she's my bestfrann.

Serenity is extremely loud.

Serenity can be annoying sometimes.

Never piss serenity off, she will beat your ass....

by Pussum! May 27, 2017

Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.

Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?

by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019