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Semen shake

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed
During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.
by lalaloveless June 16, 2016
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semen excretion

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."
by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011
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Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.
by Ctsdj November 14, 2019
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semenancy

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.
"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."
by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008
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Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.
I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022
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