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Stinky seagull

A fart that lingers well past the normal life span of an average flatulence. It's nonstop attempts to penetrate the nostrils resembles the annoying persistence of a seagull.
"Oh my God!"

"Sorry dude, when you gotta fart..."

"FUCK, it won't go away. It's damn stinky seagull"
by AweBeyCon September 6, 2012
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Smeagolling

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."
by Foundation Dave January 8, 2009
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platinum seagull

At the apex of performing the "doggy style" sex position, remove the penis and ejaculate in the small of the reciever's back. Imediately after, the reciever is pushed off of the bed.
It is not necessary to mimic the noise of a seagull, but technically it should be done.
"Dude! Last night I totally gave her a platinum seagull; then told her to hit the road."
by Staus November 9, 2003
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A Flock of Seagulls

not just a band, but a term reserved for anyone with a stupid haircut. Correctly, it should only apply to those sporting a do as shown by the original band. This phrase was popularised by a use in Pulp Fiction
by Prince June 3, 2004
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Raging Seagull

A sexual maneuver that is performed by getting on a Ferris wheel, waiting till your at the top and masturbating onto the cart below if they're open casket type. As the jizz hits their shoulder, you caw like a madman and cry out "BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL!!"
"CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"
"What the fu-"
"BEWARE THE RAGING SEAGULL."
"I'll Fucking kill you!"
by The Crazed Fiend August 23, 2008
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cocky seagull

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.
Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."
by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003
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Bald Seagulls

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011
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