by nairb February 15, 2005

Fuck, dude, Britney talked me into anal after she promised she cleaned out. Now I got scud on my dick.
by pleaseforgiveme November 3, 2018

(skəd) 1. A seemingly attractive person from a great distance who, when viewed at a close or normal distance, is in fact extremely ugly. Common occurrences of one being scud could be caused by a messed up grill(teeth),the appearance of facial hair, excess junk in the trunk(ass), or a mullet.
by Logan2wheels October 23, 2019

A disgusting or greedy person. Can be used as a compliment in the right context, when spoken by friends. See cunt
by Scudmaster130 January 1, 2019

Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.
by Galloping Ghost June 14, 2005
