1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."
'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
Get the scuba douche mug.A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
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A variation of the Tea Bag wherein the man turns towards the woman's feet and carefully places both ass cheeks over the eye sockets. When done properly the asshole should be touching the tip of the nose forming the scuba mask. Last, and most important, the balls are placed in the mouth to form the mouth piece.
by Dirky January 15, 2007
Get the Scuba mug.When a dude and a bitch are having a 69 and the girl is smothering the dudes face with her pussy. Then finally he cant take it anymore and has to come up for air before placing his tongue back in her vagina and continuing to please.
Adam: Hey guys, Dana and I were having a 69 last night.
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
Bros: How was it?
Adam: Her sucking was on point but she was smothering my face with her pussy I couldnt breathe.
Bros: hahahahhahah wtf
Adam: Every minute I had to come up for air and take a deep breath before I put my tongue back on that clit
Bros: hahahhah Scuba 69ing that bitch!!!
by dudedickingbitches69 October 2, 2011
Get the Scuba 69 mug.The act of having a shit (whilst sitting on the toilet) without needing to flush as it has already made its way down the U-tube and out of site in the actual bowl.
Ringo: Ahhhhh that was a good shit.
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
Kuba: That's disgusting, I didn't even hear you flush.
Ringo: Scuba diver mate...
by HoOoOOOOooooOOoo October 18, 2009
Get the scuba diver mug.Scuba gear is specific form of tea-bagging performed to the front of the tea-baggee. To perform scuba gear is very similar to the standard frontal tea-bag, with specific placement of the scrotum over the victim's eyes while passing gas in his/her mouth with intentions of humiliation. This completes the scuba gear, with the scrotum being the goggles, and the anus/ fart becoming the breathing apparatus.
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