scrumplings

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking

Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.

by MCH51 October 23, 2004

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

syruption

The part of a wet dream when semen suprts out of the male's penis.

Chad: Dude, I had a dream about Stacy last night. Unnfortunately, I woke up right in the middle of a syruption.

Mike: Chad, you're 35 years old. Aren't you a little old for wet dreams?

by B Dylan June 14, 2009

scrumptious pussy

speaks 4 itself
good poon

john was hungry so grabbed a bite of that scrumptious pussy

by Haironmycock February 12, 2008

scrumpkin

Get head while eating a tasty morsel.

That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.

by Luke, Mike, and Whitney March 27, 2004

bum scrumping

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).

Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!

by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

by Postman Patois October 11, 2009