The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.
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John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"
by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007
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Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."
Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."
Fergus: "Word."
Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."
Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."
Fergus: "Word."
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Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.
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