scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

scrumpatilatilius

it means "I love you as a friend" or you can just make it a meme but you should say it to your friends

Hey Daniel and jayla! Scrumpatilatilius u goodnight!

by bxby.. things November 6, 2020

Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011

scrumptchkie

a sweet, yummy lovable person, that you love... used with affection.

You're my little scrumptchkie!

by sharih November 1, 2007

Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on

Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.

Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.

by Shyantha February 5, 2007

Scrumptious

Something that is bomb or hella dank. Daats wassup.

Daaaamn! My Babygirl Pookie is lookin' HELLA scrumptious.

by hiiyaimangela March 13, 2010