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2 o'clock scramble 

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.
Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

Scrambled egg baby 

A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video
Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
Scrambled egg baby by kira8j April 29, 2021

Otter Scrubber 

An annoying or judgmental, hippie, tree hugger, vegetarian, or vegan. Anyone that gives you a dirty look because you eat meat, wear leather, don’t use hemp products and especially if you didn’t volunteer or contribute to cleaning up animal victims of oil spills (i.e. otters). More work appropriate than saying ‘dirty hippie’.
Note: Actual Otter Scrubbing is totally commendable.
“I hate eating my egg salad sandwich in front of David because he gives me an evil vegan stare down, what an otter scrubber!”
Otter Scrubber by arc19764663 August 22, 2011

Ham Scramble 

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Ham Scramble by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

tub scrubber 

don't make me whip out my belly ya tub scrubber!
tub scrubber by Spicy Coitus September 28, 2019

degenerate junkie scramble 

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.
degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful