scrumdiddlyblumpkin

A blumpkin that is performed whilst one or both of the participants is/are role playing as Willy Wonka characters, most notably Oompa Loompas.

Guy 1: Dude did you hit that last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.

Guy 1: Damn...

scrumdiddlyblumpkin by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.

Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”

Scrumble by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrubbin' one out 

Jerking off to Dr. Elliot Reid from the TV show "Scrubs."

I was watching reruns and ended up scrubbin' one out.

scrubbin' one out by Andrew Michaelson December 9, 2007

Scrubbing out the possum hole 

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

Scrubbing out the possum hole by Willbro August 6, 2014

Scrumbelina 

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

Scrumbelina by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

Scrumdidilydumcious 

A Very delicious thing

That was scrumdidilydumcious

Scrumdidilydumcious by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

scrumboliosis 

A medical condition when no other medical conditions are applicable

When a man’s vagina hurts, he has scrumboliosis.

scrumboliosis by daddy wil April 8, 2022