Scrotum Spheres 

Known more widely as "balls", "nuts", "testicles", or "testes", Scrotum Spheres are a male reproductive organ that produces sperm and supplies the male's body with testosterone. As explained in the word itself, Scrotum Spheres are present in the scrotum, or "ballsack"

Guy 1: "Dude, this guy just walked up to me and kicked me in the crotch!"

Guy 2: "Oh, right in the scrotum spheres!"

Scrotum Spheres by That guy behind you. June 18, 2011

scrotum static 

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

scrotum static by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004

scrotum-sucker 

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

scrotum-sucker by Quentin January 25, 2004

Scrotum Slammer

To perform the Scrotum Slammer you need a screw driver and you shove it up your partners( preferably males ) scrotum which will cause an uncontrollable orgasm. It may last 2 - 3 hours depending on the type of screw drivers.

Oh my gosh last night my boyfriend gave me a scrotum slammer with a flat head and i had an orgasm for 3 hours, and then i fucked your masha.

Scrotum Slammer by pau-weezy and B'eans April 7, 2009

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated

Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.

scrotum syrup by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

scrotum shriveling cold by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

scrotum scraper 

A male homsexual's beard.

Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!

scrotum scraper by sbo December 15, 2011