scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

by tango1delta January 24, 2015

Side Scrolling Documents

Video games. When you're in the office playing games, you refer to games as "side scrolling documents" as to give the appearance you are working on official work documents.

"Dude, I'm on page 56 (level 56) on this side scrolling document." "Have you seen my latest side scrolling documents?"

by Aimbotfriend November 18, 2011

Wall Scrolling

When you are idle in Facebook and keep scrolling to beat boredom.

Finally, I am done with my exams and I have got no other job other than Wall Scrolling

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 22, 2015

Scrolling

(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).

usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high

"Oh man, I was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes."

also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."

by Scrollin` March 22, 2012

Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

Scrolling Eyes

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.

"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"

by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008

shrocking

A tiny creature that resembles shreck

often found taking a DOLOP in the swamp

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: LOOK AT THAT CREATURE WHAT IS IT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : ITS SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK IT MUST BE A SHROCKING

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: WHY IS IT CONKING OUT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : LOOK ITS GREEN AND THICK

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: THATS FAR OUT DOODE

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 3: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2: WERE HAVING A GOOGLE AT THE SHROKLING DISCHARGING ITS LOAD

by POOEY993 May 10, 2018