Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

Crippling-Oppression

This is what feminists think they have.

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.

by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Scripting

When you are losing/about to lose a game of FIFA when everything apparently goes against you and its never your fault.

I have been battering you this game and you will score in the 90th minute just watch.... Its FIFA scripting again!

by ivor largeun June 27, 2018

Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day

me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Scribbling on Sanity

The most badass band you'll ever hear of!

"Dude have you heard of Scribbling on Sanity?" "Yea they're fuckin awesome!"

by Hardcoreparkour19 October 8, 2012

stripping

1.)Sexaully frustrating someone in exchange for attention, power or cash. (Prostitution involves the act of sexually gratifying someone in exchange for instant money or other form of pay.) Some people would rather be teased and entertained then get an std.
2.) The controversial act of taking off one's clothing in a provocative manner and sexually teasing. Unfortunately, stripping often involves other things such as grinding and physical contact..depending on how far you go with it, it can turn from teasing into prostitution. Stripping, however, is not the same thing as prostitution, otherwise it would be illegal.

Oh no...my cute friend is very drunk and is stripping on the bar! I need to go save her.

I was turned on for a week after buying a lap dance from the hot girl I saw stripping and now I feel alive again!

by iluvyou2 May 23, 2008

scribbling

Fanfiction written about the two one direction boys, Harry and Louis, fucking each other.

Friend: hey, what are you doing?
Person: just finishing up on my scribbling.
Friend: I bet harry reads them

Harry: ayeeee ;)

by cxcupcakes May 6, 2015