flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"

Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper

by xandermoser April 26, 2006

scrimp scampi

noun: the distinct smell of salt

"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT."
"Do I smell scrimp scampi?"

by HiddenBurrito June 17, 2016

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

shrimpheading

a guy and a chick have anal sex and when the guy cums in her ass, he slurps it out with a straw and then swallows

alex is shrimpheading izzy and melanie in their asses at the same time

by luke the pimp October 19, 2006

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

scrimp and save

To make as many economies as you can to save money.

His parents scrimp and save to be able to send him to university.

by baruncita May 12, 2010

Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 10, 2018