Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006

Scroffa

a greek term for bitch and or a fat pregnant pig otherwise known as fat woman that looks like a pregnant pig.

God damn, that's one big scroffa over there.

by Big and Black January 18, 2009

sciffy

A science fiction or fantasy fan. From the abbreviation "SciFi". Plural : Sciffies.

"Hey, check out all the sciffies in line for the next star wars movie."

by Liza May 9, 2005

scriffle

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.

My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.

by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

sciffed

When you're so high you can't think straight.

"What's wrong with him?"

"Sciffed..."

Generally used in terms of incense junkies.

by LilMissBubbly August 3, 2015

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019