Screentard

screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development

The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!

by Hilly774 November 18, 2019

screwveneer

A souvenir procured while traveling without any purchase having occurred

Even though it took till the crack of dawn, I got the screwveneer black bud menu from the weed shop in Amsterdam during the Cannabis Cup.

by anonymous October 8, 2021

stewdent

A pupil in a cooking class who's learning how to whip up tasty chopped-beef-and-veggies dishes.

A gourmet chef was famously asked by one of his admiring stewdents how he always created such "good food"; his oft-quoted reply was, "Start with GOOD INGREDIENTS."

by QuacksO April 8, 2022

screentime

if you have over 15+ hours on this, you're crazy frfr.

boy: what's ur screentime?

girl: erm.. 17 hours. why?

boy: tf, what do u possibly do on your phone all that time??

by ykifw808 April 13, 2023

Screwened

Simultaneously screwed, in a situation or situations that will ruin one.

We made so many bad investments, that our company is screwened!!

by JackofAlltrades411 September 10, 2023

screwveneer

Contents like brain rot media, violent video games, or movies rated PG-13 / R that your parents typically don't allow at home but that you end up exposed to during a sleepover.

I know my parents would freak out if they knew I played that violent video game called "GTA 5", but it was just screwveneer during the sleepover at my friend's house last night!

by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025

screwvenir

An item obtained from a sleepover at a friend's house, often cherished as a token of the fun and memories made during the night, whether it’s a snack, a toy, or a keepsake.

After that epic sleepover, I took home a screwvenir—a half-eaten bag of Doritos, a schoolgirl's uniform, and a borrowed DVD of an Indonesian movie that we watched during the night!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025