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Scruballah

The religion based off of the equal dimension that exists called sacred heart hospital. The equivalent of jesus is known as John Dorian. God whose true name be Percival Cox. Though he prefer's Perry, we call him god. The brown bear, the keeper of the night, whose real name be Christopher Turk. This religion was established June 3, 2009. For uplifting words from our god please visit www.coxisms.com.
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Scruballah and all Scruballah Products.
by the janitorial June 3, 2009
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Screwbolaied

To assemble using screws, bolts, and nails.

Alternative definition: To really mess up, bad.
Dude. We totally screwbolaied that swingset!

How did you make that? We built the base first, then screwbolaied the roof onto the base.

Holy smokes! How could you have screwbolaid that so badly?? It's completely broken!
by Cryptghost March 20, 2018
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snewball

An affectionate way of describing a snowball.
But it was just a snewball!
by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018
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Screwba

Term used for someone who screws up your evening plans. You spend all day planning and get all excited then a screwba tells you politely that they don't feel like it anymore.
Person A: "Yo I'm soooo excited for tonite. I can't wait to get plastered."
Person B: "Actually I'm tired, I'm just gonna go home."
Person A: "What? You were all excited 5 minutes ago."
Person B: "Sorry dude, not feeling it."
Person A:" You're such a freakin screwba!"
by JChanClaire November 18, 2009
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Screw ball

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by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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screwbag

The official definition of SCREWBAG is rather vague and can mean many things.

1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.

2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.

3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.
Dr. Douchenfuck: Look at what Mike is doing over there! He is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!

StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.

The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!

Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 29, 2011
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screw ball

by doug nowlan, February 22, 2003
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