Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

Scrimlet

A type of Hypixel the Bridge player who uses the strat called "winging" a bit too much.
Usually called annoying in the community
Most of the time scrimlets are newgens

Bro scrimlets have no skill all they do is wing.
Jesus christ, these newgens are f*cking scrimlets

by Bibble_GC September 23, 2021

scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 19, 2007

Scrumpet

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.

Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.

by Lord Pignuts April 21, 2009

scrimlet

A small scrap left over.

I unwrapped my present and a small scrimlet of wrapping paper fell to the floor.

by Kansi December 30, 2013

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009

scrumpet

A young lady who's fashion consists of a leather jacket and white running shoes ( sneakers)

His new girlfriend is a scrumpet.

by dogsbtych March 27, 2015