Scouse Logic

The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.
"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."

"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"
by MagickDio March 06, 2010
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Scouse key

I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
by me old fruity May 16, 2006
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scouse wedding

An extremely violent and alcohol-induced brawl involving two large sections of opposing men, women and children. Usually from Liverpool.
"Have you heard the news about the MiddleEast?"
"I know, it's turned into a right scouse wedding."

by Patrick Antonis August 10, 2006
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scouse twat

An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents
Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!
by Mudda December 05, 2004
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Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
by Garstang April 01, 2010
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Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!
by Monkey June 04, 2004
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scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!
Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!
by me old fruity May 16, 2006
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