A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.
Do you have a scrotum beard?
Do you have a scrotum beard?
My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)
by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016
Get the scrotum beard mug.The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.
Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...
by Ohdoyanow May 23, 2011
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by leslij55 December 25, 2007
Get the true scotsman mug.1. The feeling in your stomach after being hit in the scrotum.
2. The dull pain felt in your tummy after blunt trauma to the testicles.
2. The dull pain felt in your tummy after blunt trauma to the testicles.
1. Yo, i've got some severe scrotummy after that football tagged me in the balls.
2. After you slapped me in the junk, I'm feeling that scrotummy for real.
2. After you slapped me in the junk, I'm feeling that scrotummy for real.
by ryanapplebaum June 1, 2016
Get the scrotummy mug.When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.
"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"
by CrispyFetus January 14, 2019
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Get the SCOTUS mug.When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.
Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"
Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."
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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."
Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."
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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."
by Severance June 27, 2006
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