Scotland 

1 Descrided by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world".

2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq.

3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system.

4 Invented everything of use in the world

5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language

6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)

Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

Scotland by Chalkie9009 May 24, 2005

Scotland's Shame

Refers to sectarian bigotry and violence in Scotland between the Protestant and Roman Catholic religious sects. It is intimately associated with Glasgow's biggest football teams, Celtic and Rangers: fans committing acts of violence are often called "Scotland's shame" by the press, players and managers.

The term is also often hijacked by each team to describe the other, as each sees the other as a traitor to the country's true identity.

The term was used by Scottish post-rock band Mogwai as the title for a song, in reference to the sectarian violence.

"It is intolerable that any club, or individual, going about their lawful business in the name of sport should be subjected to this ongoing campaign of hatred and intimidation. This is Scotland's shame and it is high time Scotland addressed it." - Peter Lawwel

Scotland's Shame by boiled_elephant October 4, 2011

scotland 

An ode to Highlander... Home of The Cioch (Cuillin Hills, Isle of Skye), which you should only climb if you're immortal.

*shouting to mate down below* I'm fucking shitting it up here on this Cioch. Call mountain rescue NOW before I become part of Scotland's landscape!

scotland by X-treem August 27, 2003

shitalian 

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.

That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.

shitalian by Ah-El December 24, 2004

Switalian 

A person from the canton of Ticino, the Italian speaking, southernmost canton of Ticino. Switalians, while having Swiss citizenship, are not completely Swiss or Italian.

They have the rudeness,unfriendliness, arrogance and are as anal as the Swiss but are sleazy, thick headed and aggressive like Italians. Restaurants serve cheese fondue, pizza and pasta side by side.

Any and all Ticinese people are Switalians.

How to identify a Switalian: A person in southern Switzerland who allows you to struggle to speak to them in what little Italian you know for ten minutes, then responds in perfect English. Why? Because the only reason you don't speak fluent Italian in their mind is because you are a stupid American.

A Switalian waiter: A waiter who acts like you have down's syndrome and they hate you.

A Switalian real estate agent: A real estate agent who grudgingly answers your 30th phone call and demands a 12 month deposit for an apartment.

A Switalian store: A store that closes at 6PM every night except for weekends, when it doesn't open at all.

A Switalian cab driver: an older gentleman usually wearing an Italian suit and driving a Mercedes, BMW or Jaguar who charges you 20 CHF ($18.50) to drive you about a mile, an extra 2 CHF for driving you past 10PM and an extra 2 CHF for every piece of luggage you have.

A Switalian McDonalds: A place where a small Burger Royal (quarter pounder) Menu(meal) costs 13 CHF, no free refills, and ketchup costs .50 CHF a pack.

A Switalian cafe: A place (Argentino) where the food and service suck and Arabs go to be seen and speak a combination of French, Arabic and English in every sentence. Wow you speak 3 languages but I'm pretty sure, when combined, they are GIBBERISH!

A Switalian Movie theater: a small room with a big screen TV, half of which is taken up by the subtitles in 4 languages.

A Switalian construction worker: A man who does any thing but work and spends his day whistling and yelling at passer by. Similar to American construction workers, but with short jean shorts and bronze legs.

A Switalian black person: Someone currently at large or in jail due to recent changes in Swiss law.

Switalian weed: Leafy, stemy and stingy weed usually grown outdoors, but kosher to smoke almost anywhere.

Switalian Latina's: Non-existent.

Switalian hospitals: Places predominantly occupied by Franklin College students from Thursday to Sunday, every week.

Switalian Gangs: Groups of high school students who drive around on brightly colored scooters (bicycles with small engines) and matching clothes.

Switalian by Swamerican February 26, 2008

Scotland Yard 

Name of the detective force of the metropolitan London police.

The Scotland Yard believe the terrorist bombs, that occurred in 2005, were home-made.

Scotland Yard by California Love Baby August 13, 2005

Scotland 

The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet! And we hate the ENGLISH!!

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.


Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

Scotland by BarryOuski February 22, 2005