John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
by Flute Salad October 9, 2015
Get the Scorched Almondmug. by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021
Get the scorching takemug. Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"
Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011
Get the scorching ballsmug. by B. Kendall February 15, 2005
Get the scorched earfmug. A term used in ‘Southpoint State’ where someone would dies to flaming molotov, this was originally taken from an event where a mutant named ‘Scrat’ gets hit by a flaming molotov and fucking dies.
Random Mutant on Fire: OH GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Some other Mutant: I swear to god this better not be another fucking Scrat-Scorch…
Some other Mutant: I swear to god this better not be another fucking Scrat-Scorch…
by Jesse Lester March 10, 2022
Get the Scrat-Scorchmug. An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.
The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.
A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.
A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
Get the Scorched Connellymug. by Adrian and Blaine November 19, 2010
Get the Scorch the Earthmug.