scoach

To steal with extreme stealth. More commonly spelled skoach. The act of theft.

Dawg, how did you scoach that entire 12-pack?

by Nugget75 May 28, 2006

scoach

An extremely small incremental increase (or decrease) of some quantity or quality, although not necessarily the smallest measurable amount; ipso ergo, not a quantum of something.

Just a scoach more (and not a scoach less), plus be very careful while you're add any tiny bit more air pressure into a high pressure bicycle tire when it's almost inflated to it's maximum rating!

by Clarence Caledonia April 6, 2019

Scoach

A skinny,long black penis

Dude 1: "Bro have you seen Bryant's scoach"
Dude 2: "Yea bro he flashed me last week"

That guy over there looks like he has a scoach

Leslie the thot only likes to go out with guys who have scoaches

by swigswagyolo September 28, 2015

scosh

To hook up with a female

Did you scosh Lauren?

by Pedro22 October 25, 2006

scoasch

a smidgen, a small amount.

Just give me a little more juice, a scoasch more please.

by tonloc88 September 7, 2007

scoosh

To pull an unsuspecting persons trousers down to their ankles in front of an audience. "scoooosh!" is then shouted by everyone witnessing the event.

Best practiced in pubs / clubs, especially those with balconies overlooking large crowds

"look at Dave posing by the bar - eyeing up them women"

"Scoosh?"

"yeah, let's scoosh him"

by Paul Asplin June 10, 2008

Scoach

The act of mixing Scope mouth wash and Scotch to get you drunk and give you incredible smelling breath.

Kevin: Dude, how is Scotty so plastered yet have such awesome breath?

Chance: I saw him putting mouth wash in his liquor.

Kevin: Scoach..? Most fucking awesome thing i have ever heard.

by Steve Saigere March 21, 2010