scapejoke

Any person (need not be present) that is the go-to "butt" of any joke. In any situation, whether it be at a classroom, party, funeral, etc., this person's reputation can ease the thickest of tensions.

Yo, Dick is the scapejoke of the school. All you have to do is say his name, and other people laugh cause they know what's up.

by Karl Hunggus October 30, 2007

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

Sclacey

Sclacey is your best friend who thinks she fat but is actually one of the most gorgeous people you have ever seen. She doesn’t really have booby but she does have a nice ass. All the guys like it. Not to mention everyone has a crush on her whether it’s a guy, girl, or a giraffe. Also she loves to watch asmr’s.

Girl 1:Have you ever seen someone like a Sclacey???

Girl 2:I just hung out with her yesterday hoe. We watched asmr’s the whole time she was here. It was magical.

by BLOB FOSH March 8, 2019

Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.

John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!

by Screechingmu October 18, 2008

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Panic scrape

The act of scrapping semen out of your missus pussy after you have finished in it, due to the state of panic. Tried and tested but not a scientifically effective form of contraception.

Example 1. Cam panic scraped his load out of his bitch for the fifth time today bro
Example 2. Wow, dude how has Jon not got his mitty pregnant yet? Bro he panic scrapes her puss dude works 100% of the time

by treepuncher101 October 1, 2018

Weed Scraper

A stoner who is broke as fuck so they desperately scrape every bit of weed particle from their grinders every single day till the next time they can buy more

Bobby: shut up fat bitch
Shmurda: atleast I’m not broke you dirty weed scraper

by Bootedbeus May 20, 2023