schwampe

sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.

No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.

by karistal June 12, 2009

schwoom

the act of tucking onself into a ball and then propelling onself off of the board of diving and into one's pool.

dylan can't schwoom.

by kim an' dyllie October 23, 2003

schwoar

The sound of water splashing out of the toilet.

I was pooping while reading the newspapers, but unfortunately the schwoars distracted me.

by ixidor_rs_18 September 1, 2008

schwamp

The swamp. Commonly used by crumpets (the black kind). See: Net doh.

"We go net doh to da schwamp."

by Schwamp September 21, 2007

schwamtastic

when something is beyond cool enough for only one word such as: wham or fantastic, that you must use two or three combined to describe it. others would be ahwsumtastic splendifantabulous ahwsumayzing

that piece of cake was schwamtastic

by thatonereallycoolkid September 24, 2011

Schwamming

The worst type of trolling, originating from Schwamm, a german internet troll that mastered and is capable of doing EVERY type of trolling. At. the. same. time.

You Rageing is 100% guaranteed.

*setting: some video game*
Guy 1: IM SO PISSED AT THAT ONE GUY! HE WAS SCHWAMMING ME SO HARD!
Guy 2: woooah i feel bad for you bro.
guy 1: rage quits.
Guy Schwamming : EPIC WINNING *destroys everything*

by Unicorn97681432 August 15, 2011

Schwama

used by the younger generation (born 1995-1996) to replace any word to exclude a name place or verb or just for comical ammusment.

pronounced ;

(shh-wa-maa)

instead of ;

josh is over there

it would be

Schwama is over there

'or'
josh is schwama there

'or'
Schwama is over schwama

by wade-luke-josh October 29, 2012