schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.

BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"

by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007

Schweinehaufen

A Schweinehaufen is a group of people lying upon each other like a bunch of pigs.
It mostly happens when somebody lies unaware on the ground and another persons shouts "Schweinehaufen!". Then all people knowing what it means run and jump onto the lying person.

"Look there Sassi stumbled. She's on the Ground. Schweinehaufen!"

by raz0r December 30, 2008

Schwebbing

The arm-flailing dance or any bodily motions done by a person or persons who have recently walked headlong into a spider's web.

You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.

by Brandon Parent March 29, 2007

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010

ronnie scherwin

a child that bosses around his/her parents

now son don't be a ronnie scherwin

by dont worry about it August 7, 2003