schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.

i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont

by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009

schwartzed

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.

That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.

by Petti2k6 January 2, 2011

Schwartzed

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.

Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me

by Gilly33 July 21, 2020

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!

by rick senior May 26, 2011

schwartzeneger

A sexual act that involves 3 people, 1 being a male and 2 being female. The male is somewhat romantically involved iwth one of the two females. The actual move involves the 2 females enjoying themselves in private and videotaping the act, and leaving the male completely out of the exercise. The male pleasures himself via watching the videotape at some later time frame without the females involved.

If those two chicks kiss, I would schwartzeneger in my pants right now.

by Teebu Philip December 12, 2008

schnarfle

To eat fast food. Is a verb, adjective, noun, anything you want really.

"Dude lets go to Burger Schnarfle!"
"I feel like quite the schnarfler."
"I don't feel like schnarfling right now, I'm rather full and have a strong desire to rape my dog."
"I have grown nice and plump due to my excessive amount of schnarfling."

by rossco321 May 24, 2008