Schnappertunity

1. An opportunity to drink schnapps. i.e. Its cold outside - schnappertunity!

2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.

I ordered a hot chocolate and realized the schnappertunity at hand then ordered a shot of mint schnapps.

by cwtx22 April 24, 2011

schwappler

An eerily content surfer who will surf anytime, anywhere no matter the conditions.

Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.

Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.

Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?

Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.

by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

schwapp

Commonly used as beer pong slang, describing the sound when the ball perfectly hits beer. The acronym S.C.H.W.A.P.P. = Shooting Cups Hard With Accurate Pinpoint Precision

If you don't make this cup, I'm gonna schwapp it!

Bring two 30-racks man, we're gonna schwapp tnite!!!

by Slick-Solja April 16, 2012

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009

Schnapper

Snap shot in call of duty, letting go of the aim trigger for an instant and pressing it back in to let the aim assist relock your target.

Bobby hit him with the schnapper,
Did you see that kid get the schnapper?

by Dodoski92 September 27, 2015

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019