Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

by .NINO February 25, 2019

chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.

"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."

by Hearns May 16, 2008

Schwanz

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?

by Beazel beater March 27, 2008

schwanze

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

Schwanz

Pennsylvania Dutch slang word for "penis." Verb form, schwanse, means "to cheat."

Sie hot mich am Schwanz lutsche gewelle.
She wanted to suck me on my Schwanz.

by K.F.W. February 5, 2007

Beav-Schwanz

Taken literally, it is the merge of the two words Beaver and Schwanz.
Beaver, meaning "the pudenda of a woman"...and Schwanz meaning "male organ of copulation".

In an abstract way it could be like the Chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.

This could be a way to describe a She-Male's private parts:

"Hey dude, check out his-her sexy Beav-Schwanz."

or

"This man-woman is suffering from Beav-Schwanz Envy"

Abstract Example:

"He/She's like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my Beav-Schwanz..."

by Brett "moleman" Molitor March 15, 2004

schwanz

Tail

lobster tail

by Dr. Dirt October 2, 2003