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schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.
Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.
by Jay June 26, 2004
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Schwang

1- Slang for a penis (also see "schwanker")

2- A word used to show expression.
Tim- "Oh my God the hizzy is off the shizzy with the pizzy and the dizzy!!!"

David- "Schwang."
by Tim K and David S December 28, 2005
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schwing schwanger

the Part of the male anatomy that is used in sexual affairs
yo, girl you dont know about my schwing schwanger.
by discat2g September 20, 2004
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schwanged

The residual effects and grogginess associated with the heavy use of marijuana the previous night.
"Dude, last night was crazy. I am so schwanged."
by hgfan November 10, 2008
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Schwangdangler

1. The long stems of a plant which hit you in the face while handling them.

2. A penis
1. Every time I pick up those plants, I get the schwangdanglers in my face.

2. Get your schwangdangler out of my face, please.
by Planter059 August 10, 2009
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Schwang

A filler for anything sexual. It can be a noun, adjective, or verb.
We schwanged last night.

Do you like my schwang?
by Acorn612 December 5, 2016
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Schwang

Shwang is the act or movement of throwing a punch. It should be common for spectators of fights to yell Schwann as a fighter throws a punch.
Rick: He was talking mad shit on you.
Bob: Yeah I’m bout to schwang on him
by Yeet6921 November 11, 2018
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