Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

Schwing

A "stiffy" or "boner". A sound made when an attractive female approaches or pass' by.

"Awww DUDE, TOTAL SCHWING RIGHT THERE."

by Tom May 12, 2004

Schwing Demon

The most attractive woman in the vicinity. Also the highest way to describe a woman in the schwing caste system. Schwing, Schwinger, SCHWING DEMON

Dude look at that chick over there! She is a schwing demon!
Schwing Demons are swinging from ceiling at this joint!

by ChrisTomato September 15, 2009

schwingtone

The special sound your phone makes when you get a call from your love interest.

"Hold on man, I've got to take this call. That was my schwingtone!"

by HectorA September 3, 2008

schwing!

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)

by garthforpresident November 5, 2013

Schwinger

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!

Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

schwing

Characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action

"I just saw your Mom...she made me go SCHWING!!!!"

"Dude...no work?!?!? SCHWING!"

by Ally and Becca May 19, 2005