Schutte

(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)

Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.

by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Dwight Schrute

One who is a fan of the Lord of the Rings.

"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)

by Dissagilator October 17, 2008

schruting

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

schput

Derived from Pennsylvania Dutch, schput means to make fun of, to gently tease, or more crassly to bullshit someone. Often it is used to mock someone by offering undeserved or exaggerated praise.

When Menno praised Abe's new team of average looking horses as being a prize-winning team, he was making schput.

Knowing Menno was poking fun of his new team, Abe replied, "quit schputting me," they are just average.

by milshetler March 10, 2014

SCHRUTE

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed that up. I really schruted it.

by CoreyHughes25 January 18, 2007

Schutters

Beer for good times, guaranteed. 2 euro for 2 liters of beer, is not normal more!

We drank some schutters the other day.

by BarneyRumbleroner February 6, 2013

schitzach

Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .

Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.

by Phuquetard October 24, 2019