1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.
The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.
by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008
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Bill: Damnit Derek, you are the worst roommate I have ever had. Every damn day I come home the trash is full of your schuetts. It makes our dorm reek of a mixture of ammonia and dry spinach
Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...
Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...
by speedomannohomo December 23, 2011
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Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.
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Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
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Get the Schumer mug.It is believed that Schahêb is one of the four sons of Kam, supreme God of the Bizarre Universe. He controls the winds and is the god of arts and knowledge. The Clouddweller seeks patiente to deal with the harm made by humans to the Earth, he perseveres in his will to restore the balance of the World.
by Schahêb May 8, 2005
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P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
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