Schoolhouse

Any of the following: idiot, moron, dumbass, stupid ass, retard

Ben thinks the earth is flat. He's such a schoolhouse.

by Dr. Dick Wiggle October 18, 2018

schoolophobia

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students

Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well

by SStudent January 31, 2009

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

schoolhood

the period of being in school

"My childhood was good, but it was my schoolhood that was great"

by GBS student April 18, 2019

schoolboner

An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.

James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."

Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."

by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012

School-Boy Bitch

It is when a male is too scared to try something or doesn't want to complete a simple task because he may get into trouble.

also can be used as an insult when you know that you can kick the other male's ass if he attacked you.

"Hey Albert! Go ring that person's doorbell and run."
"No guys i dont want to."
"Dude...Stop being such a school-boy bitch"

"Oh Carl? He's just a school-boy bitch. I can kick his ass."

by goozfraba November 13, 2007