Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011

scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.

My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!

by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.

I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.

by MsFox November 2, 2013

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg

Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress

by bitch idk August 16, 2018