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schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.
Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?
by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015
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Phillip Schofield

Noun.

For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’

‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?

-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
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Scholze

Cocky ass hole who thinks he's really awesome. Brags about arm-bars all the time. Get easily butt-hurt when you make fun of him, or flip him the bird. Loves working out but is a "hardgainer" who has small arms.

Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)
Guy1: Dude, I don't know what it is, but I just feel like a pussy today.

Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.
by Flex Magazine April 1, 2010
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philip schofield

by Philipisagod February 19, 2018
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schoilet

(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler
I'm a busy man; I only stay at a Four Season's equipped with a schoilet.
by Nick Trap May 16, 2006
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Schoolie

Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.
by Smythe November 1, 2003
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Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.
A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"
by H&S October 10, 2008
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