An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
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Cocky ass hole who thinks he's really awesome. Brags about arm-bars all the time. Get easily butt-hurt when you make fun of him, or flip him the bird. Loves working out but is a "hardgainer" who has small arms.
Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)
Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)
Guy1: Dude, I don't know what it is, but I just feel like a pussy today.
Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.
Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.
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Get the Scholze mug.(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler
by Nick Trap May 16, 2006
Get the schoilet mug.Some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a Kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.
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