Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
by James Holter April 30, 2008
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It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 28, 2003
Get the pooper schnicker mug.When a male racks his genetali on an instrument. (I.e. Roller-skating glider, bike bar, railing, or a girls knee). Also known as a Weinschnock.
by Clamout February 3, 2017
Get the Schnock mug.A term referring to a pair of female breasts. It is most commonly used to describe those with a visibly low center of mass as a result of age or braless lifestyle.
Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"
Synonyms: "Floppy Knockers", "Swangin' Tatties"
by djmattyice July 3, 2018
Get the Schmackers mug.noun: a trick
verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.
Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.
verb: to trick someone or to pull a fast one.
Fu-Schnickener: A person that is skilled in the art of trickery.
On April Fools, Jake placed shaving cream in my ear while I was sleeping. I was fu-schnickened.
Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.
Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.
Eli fu-schnickened me when he filled my water bottle with hot water for the ride today.
Jorge is a fu-schnickener. Every day in the office he is pulling one prank or another.
by jontan27 August 23, 2007
Get the fu-schnicken mug.the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.
"Check out that Schmicker."
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