by That’s wierd June 15, 2023
Get the The Scherger mug.Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
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washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.
Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006
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"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"
by LTkage May 12, 2017
Get the schneider mug.The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners
If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 6, 2006
Get the Rob Schneider mug.To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007
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by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
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