schmugel

cum color anal discharge usually presant after anal sex. schmugel

rudy had schmugel running down his leg after the fed ex guy left. schmugel

by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009

Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

schlurgen

noun: the head that comes out of your mouth when either beer bonging or chuggin beer. it's not backwash, sometimes can be confused with fomit
verb: the act of having some schlurgen

noun
person 1: "DRINK DUDE!!!"
person 2: "bro, that was tough!"
person 1: nasty bro, looks like a little bit of schlurgen on your shirt, wait that's my shirt!

verb
person 1:don't schlurgen all over my shit man...

by s. tom s. August 10, 2006

Shmurgen

A word meaning Bitch

Your such a little shmurgen Bartholomew!
You shmurgen!

by Rypt May 13, 2021

Shmurgenheiming

The act of going on Urban dictionary to find the definition of another bogus phrase to prove something you hold far too important in the middle of a conversation - often to the dismay of others around you.

Dang, I cannot stand that Shmurgenheiming vibe-killing loser!

by Weaver1978 April 2, 2023

shmurger

noun. What you eat when you're feeling shmee.

After a long night of drinking, nothing tastes better than a shmurger.

by Hook222 June 25, 2006