schmucktard

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

schmuckatelli

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

by hgykm October 5, 2018

schmurkmadurk

You’ve heard of suicide but that’s old and boring this is that indescribable feeling of loneliness and depression and fear of never being loved or good enough for those around u and the only option u have left it to schmurkmadurk

You: dude I stayed up all night girl just broke up with me and I just failed a bench pr imma schmurkmadurk

by Shjshd July 2, 2024

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025