schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.

Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.

by HRBlock May 17, 2014

Schmuckglitzen

It’s German for WAP.

Gurl hol on! I can read your schmuckglitzen usage in these jeans, go change.

by ireallyenjoyedtheemojimovie November 21, 2020

schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014