Blorkus-Shmorkus

Literally just head, for a guy though.

“I want blorkus-shmorkus” or “Went back to my place, and she gave me blorkus-schmorkus!!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

Blorkus-Shmorkus

Head but it’s only used when referring to a guys dingaling

“I want blorkus-Shmorkus” or “Woah, she gave me blorkus-smorkus!!”

by Z0mb1esta4r January 12, 2025

schmouse

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.

1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

by schmethan March 17, 2021

Schmunkus Frillington

Schmunkus is the goat and larsen is a bitch

I want to have sex with schmunkus frillington

by Schmunkus,jtAJM,HGewyktkfdge January 30, 2022

schmurgus

schmurgus is schmurgus

I loved the part where schmurgus schmurged everywhere

by RyanGoslinglover911 August 22, 2023

schmirkster

A person who schmirks.

Taylor Swift is not only a songwriter, she is a frickin' schmirkster!!

by schmirkmister September 20, 2023