schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops

Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.

by VNKbitches February 18, 2014

schnoots

refers to lines of cocaine

"holy shit this weekend was a gongshow, we got wasted and did schnoots until 6am, i'm wrecked!"

by Lil' Ms B. Havn November 9, 2007

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017