A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
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Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)
"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)
"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)
"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010
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Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
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Get the Schooting mug.I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
Get the No Schooling mug.The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
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